Words to the wise(guys)

Great words from a greater man:

"The most important thing in life is having pun."
-Jay

Ancient Mythlology

We may be tying our own Zeus with this one, but it gave us some chuckles.

Did you guys and gals know there was a goddess of anorexia? Her name was Half-rodite.

Turns out, even though he was low-ranking, the messenger god was definitely immortal. Haven't you heard? Hermes are forever.

What do you call a part man, part bull, part chicken? Minotaur and feathered.

How about that half-man half horse guy who was all about himself? He was really self-centaured.

So how about that satyr? People really fauned all over him. It was like seeing the Beatles when he showed up: total Pandemonium.

Ladies and gentlemen, Medusa did not have a loveless marriage. Her husband was simply stone-faced. It did affect her self-esteem though; she couldn't stand to look at herself in the mirror.

-Josh/Nathan out

On the Radio

It's a couple days late, but here's a list of songs we heard on the radio over Memorial Day weekend. It was a "Classic Hits/Dirty Movie Theme Songs" weekend marathon.

Spear it in This Guy

Build Her Up, Cup Her Butt

Gob On Your Nose

Baby, I Glove; You Splay

Fortunate Son

You Wear My Smell

I'll Cake You There

Gay Dripper

Listen What the Gland Says

House of the Rising Son

(Actually) Overheard

At the bbq joint, upon my asking for a to-go box.

My Buddy Zach: "Oh man, you had ribs to spare!"

Also, earlier: "Sitting on that stool all day was a pain...I don't wanna say it."

Headlines

From my uncle Bernie

You have to realize you're writing this kind of thing, right? Right?

Overheard

Josh:
"Hey Nathan, did you like my new pun?"

Nathan:
"Yeah man, that joke was [sic]!"

Anderson Hairejao.


Too bad the fellas dropped the ball tonight.