We may be tying our own Zeus with this one, but it gave us some chuckles.
Did you guys and gals know there was a goddess of anorexia? Her name was Half-rodite.
Turns out, even though he was low-ranking, the messenger god was definitely immortal. Haven't you heard? Hermes are forever.
What do you call a part man, part bull, part chicken? Minotaur and feathered.
How about that half-man half horse guy who was all about himself? He was really self-centaured.
So how about that satyr? People really fauned all over him. It was like seeing the Beatles when he showed up: total Pandemonium.
Ladies and gentlemen, Medusa did not have a loveless marriage. Her husband was simply stone-faced. It did affect her self-esteem though; she couldn't stand to look at herself in the mirror.
-Josh/Nathan out
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"How about that half-man half horse guy who was all about himself? He was really self-centaured."
ReplyDeletehahahaha.