Help Desk

Welcome to the Lethal Weapun Help Desk. We have a very dedicated readership, so we like to give back however we can. So, need some advice? Have a problem in your personal life? No problem is too big or small. E-mail your problem to us at contactpunderscoreus@gmail.com, and we'll see what we can do.


Irving Teechum asks:
"Dear Josh and Nathan,
I am having a problem with my 3rd grade class. During classroom activities, I always used to line up the kids in alphabetical order to preserve fairness. However, the children at the end of the alphabet became upset with this, so I started alternating between A-Z and Z-A. Still, the children in the middle of the alphabet felt a little left out. How can I resolve this?"

Simple, Mr. Teechum. Next time, just skip to Mai Liu.
-Nathan


A.T. Najer asks:
"Hi, Josh and Nathan. This is awkward, but, here we go....
I am just beginning to discover my sexuality, and I am very insecure in my...techniques. My lover says that I am okay at oral sex, but I just don't know. Should I try new, exotic techniques? Will this make me more desirable to my mate? HELP. Prom season is on the way!"

No need to worry, friend. Don't be so insecure, and trust your lover. Remember what they always say: If it taint scrot, don't licks it!
-Josh